dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.
she from chicago
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again